nintendo: ok david we’re gonna have you compose the music for our funny gorilla game. it’s about a monkey who’s mad because someone stole his bananas. you think you’re up for it?
david wise: sure. funny monkey game. got it.
david wise: [proceeds to compose some of the most beautiful music ever composed for video games, changing the way video game music is looked at by consumers and artists alike, even influencing koji goddamn kondo to copy david’s style]
Legendary Ford and Chrysler CEO Lee Iacocca, the man responsible for the Ford Mustang, Pinto, Chrysler K-Car, and the entire concept of the minivan, used twitter for 34 minutes on April 30, 2009 and decided it was too much for him.